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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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