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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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