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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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