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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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