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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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