Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I a…
This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope ex…
Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on holiday and busy making…
Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resu…
I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on…
I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of schedulin…
The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on holiday and busy ma…
The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptica…