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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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