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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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