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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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