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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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