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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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