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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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