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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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