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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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