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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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