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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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