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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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