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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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