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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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