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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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