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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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