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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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