Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.