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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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