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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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