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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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