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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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