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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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