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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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