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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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