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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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