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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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