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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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