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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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