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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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