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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Many thanks for your patience.
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