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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for your consideration.

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