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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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