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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for your consideration.

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