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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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