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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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