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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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