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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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