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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.

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