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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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