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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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