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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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