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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.

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