Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.