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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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